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List some oronyms (phrases or sentences that can be read in two ways with the same sound).

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Problem

List some oronyms (phrases or sentences that can be read in two ways
with the same sound).
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The word "oronym" was coined by Gyles Brandreth, The Joy of Lex,
William Morrow, New York, 1980.  Such phrases are also call
"mondegreens" or "junctures."

Phrases:
    a name                an aim
    a nice chest        an ice chest
    a notion                an ocean
    append                up end
    bang cat                bank at
    be quiet                Beek Wyatt
    bean ice                be nice
    beast of burden        pizza burnin'
    bee feeder                beef eater
    beer drips                beard rips
    buys ink                buy zinc
    Caesar                seize her
    catch it                cat shit
    catch ooze                cat chews
    Cato                Kay toe
    cedar fences        sea defences
    cider                sight or
    damn pegs                damp eggs
    field red                feel dread
    forced air                four stair
    fork reeps                four creeps
    form ate                four mate
    freed Annie                free Danny
    giant size                giant's eyes
    grade A                gray day
    grasp rice                grass price
    great ape                grey tape
    her butter                herb utter
    hiatus                Hy ate us
    history                his story
    homemaker                hoe-maker
    I scream                ice cream
    I stink                iced ink
    it sprays                it's praise
    it swings                its wings
    kaleidoscope eye        colitis goes by
    keep sticking        keeps ticking
    known ocean                no notion
    lawn chair                launch air
    London derriere        Londonderry Aire
    massive                mass of
    may cough                make off
    Mikey's                my keys
    music album                musical bum
    new Deal                nude eel
    new development        nuder velopment
    new direction        nude erection
    night rate                nitrate
    pawn shop                paunch op
    peace talks                pea stalks
    Pete's mother        Pete smother
    pierced ears        peer steers
    pinch air                pin chair
    play taught                plate ought
    plum pie                plump eye
    scar face                scarf ace
    seal eyeing                see lying
    see Mabel                seem able
    see the meat        see them eat
    seize ooze                see zoos
    sick squid                six quid
    sixty sick sheep        sixty-six sheep
    slide rule                sly drool
    standards-based        standard-spaced
    stay dill                stayed ill
    that's tough        that stuff
    the suns rays meet        the sons raise meat
    thing call                think all
    tour an                two ran
    tulips                two lips
    twenty six ones        twenty sick swans
    we'll own                we loan
    well done other        weld another
    white shoes                why choose
    yelp at                yell Pat
    your crimes                York rhymes
    outh read                you thread

Sentences:
    And [laid him on the green/Lady Mondegreen].
    Any [grey day/grade A] would be bad news for one professor I know.
    Are you aware of the words you have [just uttered / just stuttered]?
    Eugene O'Neill won a [Pulitzer Prize / pullet surprise].
    Gladly, the [cross-eyed / cross I'd] bear. 
    [He's had an attack / He sat on a tack]. 
    He's a relic of the [dock cages / Dark Ages].
    He would kill Hamlet for [that reason / that treason].
    How did you do in the [contest / Kant test]?
    I don't know how [mature/much your] people enjoy such a show.
    I have [known oceans/no notions] that you yourself couldn't imagine.
    I like [sadder day/ Saturday].
    If it keeps on [it singes its wings / its hinges, it swings].
    If you listen you can hear the [night rain / night train].
    I'll [leave 'n' / even] say goodbye.
    I'm taking [a nice / an ice] cold shower.
    It's a [dog eat dog / doggy-dog] world.
    It's a [Grade A / grey day] today.
    It's hard to [recognize speech / wreck a nice beach].
    [Michael / Mike will] row the boat ashore.
    Oh, no!  [This guy/The sky] is falling!
    On the coastline they are strengthening the [cedar fences / sea defences].
    [Pinch her ear / Pinch her rear].
    She's now in the [low weighties / low eighties].
    [Some others / Some mothers] I've seen.
    That is [all most / almost] interesting.
    That reflects the [secretariat's sphere / secretariat's fear] of competence.
    That's the [biggest hurdle / biggest turtle] I've ever seen!
    The cost [of futilities / of utilities] is to high.
    The Focus Farm is where the [sun's rays meet / sons raise meat].
    The girl with [kaleidoscope eyes/ colitis goes by].
    The good [can decay many ways / candy came anyways].
    [The sky / This guy] is falling.
    The [stuffy nose / stuff he knows] can lead to problems.
    They played the Bohemian [Rhapsody / Rap City].
    We [needed a cantor / need a decanter].
    Where is the [spice center / spy center]?
    [White shoes: / Why choose] the trademark of Pat Boone[./?]
    You'd be surprised to see a [mint spy / mince pie] in your bank.

See also:
    the archive entry "malaprop"
    the archive entry "telegrams"

References:

    Barry, W J, 1981, Internal Juncture and Speech Communication,
    Arbeitsberichte.  Institut fu"r Phonetik.  University of Kiel.  Vol 16.

    Brandreth, Giles, _The Joy of Lex_, 1980, New York: William Morrow and Co.,
    pp. 58-59, who coined the word "oronym"

    Cutler & Butterfield, Rhythmic Cues to Speech Segmentation.  Evidence
    from juncture misperception, 1992, Journal of Memory and Language, Vol
    31(2) 218-236  Provides materials in context frames where the
    alternative segmentations lead to one Vs two word parsings: in furs Vs
    infers.

    Fowkes, Robert A., Juncture: Where It Sat, Verbatim, VI-2, Autumn 1979

    Grice, Martine and Hazan, Valerie, 1989, The assessment of synthetic
    speech intelligibility using semantically unpredictable sentences,
    Speech, Hearing and Language, Work in Progress, University College
    London. The inferior quality of the synthetic speech often caused more
    than one type of error at once (bright eye -> dry tie).

    Hoard, James E., `Juncture and syllable structure', Phonetica 15,
    1966, 96-109

    Hockett, Charles F. Hockett, _A Course in Modern Linguistics_, New York:
    Macmillan, 1958, 54-61

    Lehiste, Ilse.  1960.  An acoustic-phonetic study of internal open
    juncture.  Phonetica 5 (supplement). pp. 5-54.

    Nakatani L.  H.  & Dukes, K.D., 1977, Locus of Segmental Cues to Word
    Juncture, Journal of the Acoustical Society of America, Vol 62, pp
    714-719 and

    Price P, Ostendorf M, Shattuck-Huffnagel S & Fong C (1991) "The use of
    prosody in syntactic disambibuation" JASA 90 (6) pp2956-2970. It has
    some good examples,

Additional material

[ Editor: from a May 1994 thread "Transcription Errors"; examples
already in the entry are omitted. ]

When transcribing audio tapes, some interesting errors can occur if a
group of words sounds the same as another group (Kind of like
homophones but not quite).  In some cases you can figure out what was
actually said from context:

Audio:          .... I'd like your input on this project.....
Transcription:  .... I'd like urine put on this project......

or sometimes you can't:

Audio:         ....Democrats support a tax on Republicans .....
Transcription: ....Democrats support attacks on Republicans ...

-- Robert Galejs <galejs@ll.mit.edu>

Known Ute axes!
No newt axis!
Know gnu taxis!

Funny, I forget what the original was supposed to be...

-- Richard A. Schumacher <schumach@convex.com>

Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?
Whine doesn't poor rich barn lazy legs in the eire?

-- Martin H. Booda <booda@lynx.navo.navy.mil>

I once had an pirated tape from Indonesia of Simon and Garfunkel's
greatest hits.  Lyrics were included, and for the chorus of "The
Boxer", which goes "La da di, la la la la la da di...", they'd
transcribed "Lady Di, Lady Lady Lady Di...".

-- Robert Orenstein <rlo@netcom.com>

About 20 years ago there was a newspaper report of an example in
"Hansard" (the transcript of all speeches in the House of Commons), in
which "Hertfordshire" appeared as "half a chair".

Urban legend or not?  I have no intention of reading the last 30 years
of Hansard to check.

-- J.E.H. Shaw <strgh@uk.ac.warwick>

Isaac Asimov once based a Black Widowers story on the ambiguity between
(SPOILER, rot13) "V jvyy fraq gur znahfpevcg gb Zbeebj" and "V jvyy
fraq gur znahfpevcg gbzbeebj".  The title was, I think, "The Next
Day".

-- Mark Brader <msb@sq.com>

    soup or salad       super salad

-- Pat Hennessy <patnsc@netcom.com>

"It looked deficient" - "It looked efficient"

-- Mark Brader <msb@sq.com>, October 1993, "New oronym (if oronym is
   the word I want)"