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What are some ways to make a smliey?

trivia/smiley

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What are some ways to make a smliey?
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:-)         Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking
          statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)         Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
          More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-(         Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or
          depressed about something.
:-I         Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as good
          as a happy smiley
:->         User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->     User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->         Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.



(-:         User is left handed
%-)         User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)         User is drunk
[:]         User is a robot
8-)         User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)         Sunglasses on head
::-)         User wears normal glasses
B-)         User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)         User is a little girl
:-)-8         User is a Big girl
:-{)         User has a mustache
:-{}         User wears lipstick
{:-)         User wears a toupee
}:-(         Toupee in an updraft
:-[         User is a Vampire
:-E         Bucktoothed vampire
:-F         Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7         User just made a wry statement
:-*         User just ate something sour
:-)~         User drools
:-~)         User has a cold
:'-(         User is crying
:'-)         User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@         User is screaming
:-#         User wears braces
:^)         User has a broken nose
:v)         User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)         User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)         User is from an Ivy League School
:-&         User is tongue tied.
=:-)         User is a hosehead
-:-)         User is a punk rocker
-:-(         (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)         User has two noses
+-:-)         User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)         User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)         Same thing...other side
|-I         User is asleep
|-O         User is yawning/snoring
:-Q         User is a smoker
:-?         User smokes a pipe
O-)         Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O:-)         User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P         Nyahhhh!
:-S         User just made an incoherent statement
:-D         User is laughing (at you!)
:-X         User's lips are sealed
:-C         User is really bummed
<|-)         User is Chinese
<|-(         User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/         User is skeptical
C=:-)         User is a chef
@=         User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-)         User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o         Uh oh!
(8-o         It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)         And Bozo the Clown!
3:]         Pet smiley
3:[         Mean Pet smiley
d8=         Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)         User is a Ham radio operator
:-9         User is licking his/her lips
%-6         User is braindead
[:-)         User is wearing a walkman
(:I         User is an egghead
<:-I         User is a dunce
K:P         User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)         User is wearing a turban
:-0         No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:         Mutant Smiley
.-)         User only has one eye
,-)         Ditto...but he's winking
X-(         User just died
8:-)         User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))         Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
          a mustache, and a double chin



Note        A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.



:)         Midget smiley
:]         Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
=)         Variation on a theme...
:}         - What should we call these? (what?)
:)         Happy
:>         what?
:@         what?
:D         Laughter
:I         Hmmm...
:(         Sad
:[         Real Downer
:<         what?
:{         what?
:O         Yelling
:C         what?
:Q         what?
:,(         Crying
[]         Hugs and
:*         Kisses
|I         Asleep
|^o         Snoring



:-`         smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1         smiley bland face
:-!         smiley bland face
:-@         smiley face screaming
:-#|         smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$         smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%         smiley banker
:-6         smiley after eating something sour
:^)         smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7         smiley after a wry statement
8-)         smiley swimmer
:-*         smiley after eating something bitter
:-&         smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0         smiley orator
{sp 1ln}         invisible man
(:-(         unsmiley frowning
(:-)         smiley big-face
):-)         smiley big-face
):-(         unsmiley big-face
)8-)         scuba smiley big-face
=:-)         smiley punk-rocker
=:-(         (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)         smiley priest
:-q         smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e         disappointed smiley
:-t         cross smiley
:-i         semi-smiley
:-o         smiley singing national anthem
:-p         smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[         un-smiley blockhead
:-]         smiley blockhead
:-{         smiley variation on a theme
:-}         ditto
{:-)         smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)         above in an updraft
:-a         lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s         smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d         lefty smiley razzing you
g-)         smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j         left smiling smilely
:-k         beats me, looks like something, though
:-l         y. a. s.
:-:         mutant smiley
:-\         undecided smiley
:-|         "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)         winking smiley
:-<         real sad smiley
:->         y.a.s.
:-z         y.a.c.s.
:-x         "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c         bummed out smiley
:-v         talking head smiley
:v)         left-pointing nose smiley
:-b         left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/         lefty undecided smiley
:-?         smilely smoking a pipe
.-]         one-eyed smilely
,-}         wry and winking
0-)         smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)         older smiley with mustache
:u)         smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)         smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<         midget unsmiley
:>         midget smiley
}:^#})         mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a
          double-chin
:-)         ha ha
~~:-(         net.flame
|-)         hee hee
O|-)         net.religion
|-D         ho ho
:->         hey hey
8:-I         net.unix-wizards
:-(         boo hoo
X-(         net.suicide
:-I         hmm
E-:-I         net.ham-radio
:-O         uh oh
>:-I         net.startrek
:-P         nyah nyah
3:o[         net.pets
|-P         yuk



:-}         beard
:-{         mustache
:-#         braces
:-X         bow tie
:-Q         smoker
<:I         dunce
(:I         egghead
@:I         turban



8-)         glasses
B-)         horn-rims
8:-)         glasses on forehead
:-8(         condescending stare
;-)         wink
>:-<         mad



:-(        Drama
:-)        Comedy
:-o        Surprise
8-|        Suspense



:-        Male
>-        Female
|-O        Birth
8-#        Death
8        Infinity